Tag: humor
group name: berfpangs
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March 17, 2008 01:28 AM EDT --
"Blowing out another person's candle will not make yours shine brighter."
A Gather buddy recently published an article in which she addressed the issue of some Gather . . . more
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June 05, 2008 07:24 PM EDT --
I got the funniest email at work today. I work in the computer department and questions from the website go to us first, then we direct them to the appropriate department. All the departments have publicly . . . more
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April 08, 2008 08:52 AM EDT --
I love jokes and I love to laugh. Laughter helps keep me sane (or sometimes helps keep me from going too insane). I think the world could use some more laughter instead of so much unhappiness, . . . more
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May 15, 2008 02:00 PM EDT --
BARACK OBAMA :
The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a
CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!
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March 11, 2008 08:47 AM EDT --
Call me clueless (and I'm sure you will) but this business of Super Delegates is news to me. What's next, Super Duper Delegates?
I first heard the term several months ago, around the time of . . . more
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August 16, 2008 10:58 AM EDT --
Tenjewberrymud
It's amazing, you will understand the above word by the end of the conversation......
Read aloud for best results. Be warned, you're going to find yourself . . . more
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July 11, 2008 03:43 PM EDT --
Couch potatoes know what I'm talking about. There are you are, flopped on the couch or in bed, and up comes a movie you've seen a hundred times and what you're going to do is, you're going . . . more
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March 30, 2008 08:14 PM EDT --
Stop The Presses! Now It Can Be Revealed! Men and Women are different.
Last night, watching Jeopardy together as we usually do, my wife said - "Why do men have to win? Why is it always about winning?" . . . more
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August 10, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
I've already lost three friends for mocking the "Opening Ceremonies" for these 2008 Summer Olympics, saying, as I did, that I can get the same cartwheels, pyrotechnics and all the rest of . . . more
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April 19, 2008 10:24 PM EDT --
I liked this when I got in in my E-mail.....
A DRY TOWN
In a small midwestern conservative town, there wasn't a place to get a drink for miles around, so a local entrepreneur saw an . . . more
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July 31, 2008 09:37 PM EDT --
A friend sent me a very funny cartoon............. The McCain Obama Olympics. Just had to share it with all of you.
http://weblogs.newsday.com/news/opinion/walthandelsman/blog/2008/07/mccain_vs_obama_the_2008_summe_1.html . . . more
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March 11, 2008 11:53 AM EDT --
I went to have my taxes done today, and as I sat in the office my eyes wandered to the walls and all the charts , tables, and numerous other papers regrading the IRS and Tax Season,
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March 13, 2008 02:46 PM EDT --
Indecent Proposal
I'm still shocked and amazed. But as I said before, as long as there are women there's going to be trouble. Ousted New York governor Eliot Spitzer proves . . . more
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August 08, 2008 12:08 AM EDT --
Yes, I went ahead and inflated my tires and - well, this is terrific news! - it works! After buying gas on Monday, at four dollars a gallon, I did not have to buy gas again until Tuesday, and all that . . . more
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April 30, 2008 10:01 AM EDT --
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely . . . more
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March 24, 2008 09:37 AM EDT --
The New York Times recently ran a commentary on its Paper Cuts blog asking readers to name the most overrated books of all time and though the questionnaire was open to anyone who can read and write and . . . more
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May 01, 2008 06:00 PM EDT --
The War on Terror is over, finished. Courtesy of a ruling, or "guidelines," by our government, federal agencies are to refrain from using such words as "jihad" in identifying, well, . . . more
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April 30, 2008 03:58 AM EDT --
I enjoyed thinking about this when I read it in my E-mail:
CELL PHONE vs. BIBLE
I wonder what would happen if we treated our Bible like w e treat o ur cell phone?
What . . . more
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April 11, 2008 02:16 PM EDT --
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just kidding. I don't care for the changes so far.
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April 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT --
I get a lot of funny email with jokes and links to humorous sites, but today I received a blooper that literally had me ROFLMAO. I am still laughing. Got to share this one!
Last week, my husband . . . more
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